reblog if u hate capitalism but u still want to make money because you need money to survive capitalism lmao i’m sad
Necromancer old woman who summons the dead to help her out with knitting projects
"Can you fetch me the angora yarn? I’m starting a blanket for our Nancy’s newest."
And then undead Napoleon or Ghengis Khan or whatever just sigh and are like,
"The cream or the lilac?"
"The lilac, dearie."
OLD WOMAN JOSIE I FIGURED YOU OUT THOSE ARE NOT ANGELS OF COURSE ANGELS DON’T EXIST I KNEW YOU WERE LYING OLD WOMAN JOSIE
love and support and celebrate fat girls who don’t have a booty or like in general fat girls with the fat in places that never get celebrated p l e a s e for the love of everything that is good in this world
like let’s not pretend curvy is a synonym for fat curvy is literally just this one specific socially acceptable way to be fat and I am getting increasingly frustrated about it
New rule: If you say you’re “playing devil’s advocate” I get to wave a crucifix in your face and chant at you in Latin until you go away.
sirius black putting his hair into a messy bun is so important
since it’s almost october aka halloween month i just wanna remind people to take extra care to tag things like horror, blood, gore and other halloween related things for those of us who don’t deal well with a lot of those
also spiders. tag your fucking spiders.