28 July 2012 at 01:01am via with 8,098 notes

oooeygooeygoodness:

Unicorn Poop

(yeah yeah laugh all you want, but these are so cute and yummy!)

Ingredients:
1/2 cup butter, softened
1/4 cup shortening
1 cup sugar
2 eggs
1 tsp. vanilla
2 1/2 cups flour
1 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. salt
Food coloring (I use neon for brighter colors)
disco dust
sparkle gel
star sprinkles
rainbow Dragees (I used sugar pearls)

Directions:
In a mixing bowl, cream butter, shortening, and sugar. Add eggs and vanilla. Slowly add flour, baking powder, and salt. Divide into smaller bowls and add food coloring. Chill for an hour.

Make ropes with each color. Add together to make one large snake. Now twirl into poop shape. (I know, sounds weird lol)

Preheat oven to 400 degrees F. Bake for 8 mins. When you take them out of the oven, immediately press in the sugar pearls. Push them in about half way or they will fall out. Brush a thin layer of the sparkle gell over the entire cookie. Add the stars on top of the gel. Sprinkle disco dust on top!

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