Sangre de Sirena

thealaricsaltzman replied to your post: I’m sick of being told to get over myself DO you…

:( I would send you a heart but I know that tumblr does not like me enough to let me send you them. So um *major aorta, vena cava, inferior vein, right/left atrium, right/left atrium, myotic muscle mass, septum, I forget the rest*

This made me smile. I like it.

thealaricsaltzman replied to your photo: SO MUCH LOVE OH MY GOD CANNOT HANDLE Also what…

IT IS COLD IN SWEDEN TOO! WHAT THE HECK WEATHER?!? HOW DO YOU DO MONTHS?!? YOUR HAPPY FACE IS SO JOYFUL!

WEATHER IS STUPID. GODDAMN

I AM VERY JOYFUL RIGHT NOW

thealaricsaltzman replied to your post: thealaricsaltzman replied to your post:…

ALSO I LIKE YOUR WAY WITH WORDS

SSSssshh, I need you back in the country, come back to me

thealaricsaltzman replied to your post: thealaricsaltzman replied to your post: I’m always…

I LIKE THE WAY YOU TALK WRITE AND ARE AND IF YOU THINK YOU ARE BEING TOO FORWARD THEN I THINK YOU ARE COMPLIMENTING THE WRONG PEOPLE!

fjghsfghsdfhgdsf no no no you are wroooong

What are words how do you use them

thealaricsaltzman replied to your post: I’m always far too forward for my own good and…

NO IT IS WONDERFUL! YOU ARE WONDERFUL AND YOUR WAY WITH WORDS IS WONDERFUL!

THIS IS A LIE

THIS IS A BIG BIG LIE

thealaricsaltzman replied to your post: NONE OF MY SHOES FIT COMFORTABLY

Wellies?

I went for slouchy loosefit boots I found in a drawer in the end

thealaricsaltzman replied to your post: My foot has gone from straightup painful to swollen

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

I have no idea but I had sharp bone pain yesterday and could barely walk, which continued into today and now my foots swollen

thealaricsaltzman replied to your post: “when you’re too sexually active, you lose self esteem. Next thing you know you’re 45 with no husband, no self esteem and no muscle tone in your pelvic floor”

WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING OMG?

Whats Your Number?

solely for Chris Evans

thealaricsaltzman replied to your post: Every time someone acts like Romeo and Juliet is super romantic and uses it as an analogy for good things in fanfic I want to facepalm so much

SAME!

it’s like HAVE YOU EVEN READ IT

EVEN JUST THE BLURB 

DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK

thealaricsaltzman replied to your post: “The hard gum drop of her clit”

Lol what? Was this written by Willy Wonka who by (literal) virtue of his name has never been up close and personal with a vagina?

jfhdfkjghsfd i have no idea but oh my god HOW is a clit like a hard gum drop…really?